But because Knightly - and to arguably a greater extent, Meeester - are such fun-hating chocolate-starfish-gobbling hobos who temporarily ban people for putting episode content in their blogs, I can't show you the actual deleted scene. So I took the liberty of animating the deleted scene for you all. Because I'm a nice person. Because I love you all. And most importantly, because I'm not Mandopony.

It's the all-in-one pony lady, like princess Big Butt Cake! Umm, without the hive mind it's kinda hard to think. Celerystick, right! This one is gold, though, and her mane is this weird white that makes it look like liquid more than hair. I should follow her, perhaps she knows a way out of this place. The other big and scary changelings aren't shouting anymore, but I can't find the nice one who showed me how to hide either. He had antennae instead of a horn, can you believe it?

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Here's how bad it gets when I try to write cosmic adventure to deal with my pain levels. Long story:

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*looks up Yang quotes to try to record*

Can't stop won't stop

I'm disabling comments on all of my stories—past, present, and future.

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